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The Goldberg Variations

Thursday, September 17, 2026, 7:30–9:00pm; additional 2 dates below.

Theater Dance

An unhinged dive into power dynamics, sexual desire, and vulnerability that entangles queer sexuality with classical music and professional wrestling.
 

What are the blueprints of sexual desire and fantasy? In this unapologetic investigation of power dynamics and identity, Clayton Lee invites the audience to confront that very question through an intimate and unfiltered reckoning of his sexual and romantic history. 

With deadpan humor and mischievous wit, Lee explores his childhood obsession with the professional wrestler Bill Goldberg and its lasting impact on him. Entangling queer diasporic sexuality and Bach’s classical compositions, this ever-evolving piece sets an unexpectedly tender stage where desires are both indulged and deconstructed, and the perplexing crossroads between dominance, submission, heartbreak and vulnerability are laid bare. 

At times unhinged, and always deeply personal, Lee takes audiences through the fixations and speculations of sexual fantasy in a candid and thoroughly unconventional performance.

Upcoming Dates

Lasts 1 hour 30 minutes

  • Thu, Sep 17, 2026 7:30pm
  • Fri, Sep 18, 2026 7:30pm
  • Sat, Sep 19, 2026 7:30pm

Age Recommendation

17+

2 for $10 Sunday

On the Boards

A TeenTix member may purchase a $5 ticket for themselves and for another person of any age ($10 total) for Sunday shows at this venue. If there are multiple performances on a Sunday, it is at the venue's discretion to decide which performance is eligible for this deal. Always call ahead to plan for companion tickets.

For more information on 2 for $10 days, visit the TeenTix FAQ.

Box Office Info

COVID SAFETY:
Proof of vaccination* or negative Covid test within 24 hours will be required for entry. Patrons are required to wear masks during the entire event.

*Photo of vaccination card is acceptable. If you do not have your card, you can access your vaccination record remotely by creating an account on the WA Dept of Health Immunization Information System, WA.MyIR.net.

Under 30 discount: A limited number of $20 tickets are available for people under the age of 30. This discount is available online, over the phone, or in person at the Lobby Box Office 1 hour before the performance. All tickets will be held at the Lobby Box Office until a valid ID is presented for each discounted ticket. Tickets are limited to one per person and are subject to availability.

More detailed box office info can be found here!

Hours

If have you questions about tickets or subscriptions, call (206) 217-9886 x1019.

The Lobby Box Office will be open 1 hour before performances for will call and walk up sales (subject to availability).

Equity Statement

"On the Boards invests in leading contemporary performing artists near and far, and connects them to a diverse range of communities interested in forward-thinking art and ideas."
For more information about On the Boards's commitment to equity and racial justice, view their full equity statement.