The Holy Blessed Mother Lover Orphanage for Unwanted Girls

It’s 1981 at the Holy Blessed Mother Lover Orphanage for Unwanted Girls where headmistress Ms. Wimple shepherds her horde of disposable darlings into womanhood - that is, until the wealthy and recently widowed Mrs. Teeters arrives and determines that it is in fact her calling to mentor the girls. Will Ms. Wimple realize her dream of one day sipping Mai Tai's on the beach? Will Mrs. Teeters' achieve her lasting legacy? And what about the girls' dreams? Never fear, my little cavities, it's the 1980s and women can be president, too! - theoretically speaking.