dude!!!! you didn’t tell me anything!!! Yes he…

dude!!!! you didn't tell me anything!!! Yes he's crush-worthy, yes he is probably so freaking awesome - but only for you, you hot guy hog!!! I wanted to know what witty answers he gave, what funny witticisms he had. Tape it next time! Please please please. word for word account is much better than a "I got lost and then I met this cool dude and he was totally dreamy" summarization!!!!!!
-From an unsatisfied customer.